I'm all about the short attention span programming.

 

Shhhhhhh. My bed is sleeeeeping.

Shhhhhhh. My bed is sleeeeeping.

RT @mcgarrybowen: Magazine publishing powerhouse Condé Nast is set to open GQ and Vogue branded restaurants (via @psfk): http://t.co/jpD

Can someone go check my windows? Thx. #Hurricane

Why are soccer players so hot? Hello, Tottenham Spurs.

I can’t stop watching this. Honey Badger + Randall: http://t.co/SzgKkUX via @youtube

RT @grievance: Dear dude in the elevator wearing a shark tie in honor of Shark Week: Respect

RT @Gawker: Lusty Ex-South Carolina Governor Spotted on New York Subway http://gawker.com/5827113/

Twenty three things for $147!!! #daffysbang.

Cannot. Stop. Smiling. Happy wedding day!!! #popupchapel http://t.co/Sq5djvR